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A Royal Flush......

> Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.
> Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
> He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
>
> 'One hundred and fifty pounds!' she'd shout from the curb.
>
> 'No! Five pounds!' He would fire back, just to shut her up.
>
> This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
> He'd run by and she'd yell, 'One hundred and Fifty pounds!'
> He'd yell back, 'Five pounds!'
>
> One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his jog.
>
> As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner,
> Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
> He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife.
> As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual.
> Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jogged past.
> Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled:
> 'See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?!'

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