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chunky Macaroni Soup
Added on: 21-Jan-2009 Hits: 141
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Serves 4

* 1 tin of mixed beans (e.g. borlotti, haricot, flageolet, pinto etc.)
* 1 tbsp olive oil
* 1 chopped onion
* 2 celery sticks, finely sliced
* 2-3 garlic cloves, crushed
* 1 leek sliced
* 900ml (1 ¼ pint) water
* 1 vegetable stock cube
* 350g (12oz) tinned plum tomatoes
* 3-4 tbsp of tomato puree
* 1 chopped sweet pepper
* 1 courgette , sliced
* 50g (2oz) French beans, sliced into inch long portions
* 115g (4oz) of macaroni
* Seasoning
* Fresh granary bread
* LURPAK® Lighter or Spreadable Unsalted

Drain the mixed beans, rinse in cold water. Heat in the oil, onion, celery, garlic cloves and leek for 2 minutes. Add the stock cube and the beans with the water and simmer for 10 minutes. Meanwhile chop the plum tomatoes into chunks and add to the pan. Stir in the tomato puree, chopped sweet pepper, courgette, French beans and macaroni, and cook for 20 minutes. Add seasoning to taste.

Accompany with fresh granary bread and spread with either LURPAK® Lighter or Spreadable Unsalted.

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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, a lovely looking woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

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