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Spicy Butternut Squash Soup
Added on: 16-Jul-2007 Hits: 336
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This recipe is absolutely delicious, in addition it has the advantage of being very low calorie, for those on weight watchers this is a zero point soup!!
1 Butternut Squash
1 large onion
2 Chicken stock cubes (I like the knorr ones, but use any brand you prefer, if you want a vegetarian soup then use vegetable stock cubes)
Water - the amount depends on the size of your squash, but I usually cover the ingredients and have about 2 inches of water above them - about 2 litres?)
Spices to taste - I currently use those listed below, but have used commercial spice blends such as curry powder, thai 7 spice etc.
1 tsp mixed herbs
1/2 tsp chilli powder
1 tsp paprika
1 tsp cumin
Peel and chop the squash and onion and place in the pan with the spices and stock cubes, cover with the water as directed above - don't worry too much about the quantity, when the soup is ready you can either add more water if it's too thick or reduce the soup by boiling if it's too thin. Bring to the boil and boil for about 20 mins until the squash is tender. Leave to cool slightly then use a blender to whizz to a smooth puree.

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